Where do they find these people?

So I'm out sick today. Kind of, I'm getting a dental implant at 10:30, so obviously I'm watching some daytime TV right now. The topic on Maury Povich is, "I got the baby sitter pregnant, don't divorce me!" I can't get over these humans. How are they the same species as I am? All of the women are overweight and unattractive.... except the crack heads. All of the men are so disgusting. I know it's pushing it a bit to look at daytime TV in a kind of macro world view, but these people are America?? Ugh. And they think they're so brave for coming on TV and confessing. I have to get going, but first I want to see what Tyrone's big secret is that he has to confess to his sister.