Dear Target,
Why do I always think a trip to you will be a huge success? Really, it never is. You are so far away, it is really annoying to get to Elmhurst from Astoria. I had an extensive list of things I wanted to get from you, but damn, your aisles are so crowded. I felt like Cletus on that episode of Celebrity Fit Club when he almost had a panic attack at the grocery store. (Does anyone have this clip? I couldn't find it on youtube or vh1.com and I really want to show it to someone.) And what is with everything I wanted only being available in an XS or an XL. I am neither of these sizes. Do you restock on Mondays and have bare racks on a Sunday. That is stupid. I hate you. Oh, no, that's not true, I'm sorry.
-Alyssa
OTHER EXCITING NEWS-
I'm going to Israel in May 5 for two weeks!!
I may or may not be getting married! To someone who may or may not have a meth habit. And may or may not have a girlfriend. And may or may not actually want to marry me. I'm such a lucky girl! Really, I mean that. He's really nice and smart, and isn't that more important than all of that other stuff?
Oh- and we may or may not be moving to Argentina. Or Oregon.
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9 comments:
I have always been baffled by the sizes at Target. In the men's section, they stock exclusively XL and above. How am I supposed to purchase basketball shorts that fall above the knee?!??!??!!!
Also, it may or may not be a good idea to start looking into plane tickets to Buenos Aires in September, since this person you're talking about may or may not be getting a job there then.
i don't care if airfare is a million dollars, i want to go!
that will leave just enough time for my three month long dream honey moon.
i mean OUR three month long dream honey moon.
It's so not gonna be a million dollars, and I'm pretty sure I can get us there for somewhere closer to zero dollars.
Its ok to call it YOUR honeymoon, since youre the one with the master plan. Where are we going?!
Greece, Cyprus and Turkey! A month in each. Cool?
i went to Target this weekend too, but my experience was delightful. they have the best dresses.
Oh, and congratulations on your upcoming nuptials?
Thanks, Jor!
In a word.... pathetic!
: )
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