Tuesday, January 20, 2009

No Subject

Dear Alyssa,

Please stop drinking so much. You are an embarrassment to yourself. You ramble on about stupid shit that makes no sense and kiss strangers and sometimes get nasty. Honestly, I know you don't want to hear it, but you're getting too old for this. In your early 20s, you got away with being sloppy drunk girl, but you're 25 now and pretty soon you will just be creepy old drunk lady.

Thank You

Love,
Your conscience

2 comments:

Conrad said...

At least you remembered your keys.

Van said...

Honestly if you didn't lose anything I would call it a successful night.