Spring cleaning

Yes, I badly need to do some house cleaning, and I am totally planning on getting to that this weekend, but what I really need to do is clean out my cell phone. I used to have issues with drunk dialing and texting, and then it kinda went away. But I've been feeling pretty displeased lately, and I feel it coming on again. The thing is, I'm not going to. Because deep down, I like and crave the drama, and my life is indescribably boring.