The world is my oyster, so please pass the butter.

Do you even eat butter on oysters? I think I ate one once and I didn't like.

So I started the job where I am currently employed almost a year ago, with the goal of staying for one year. That year is almost up, and I'll be free, free at last!

So where to?

I don't think I am going to bother finishing my application for grad school. I'm not cut out for grad school. I'm not smart enough, and I don't care enough, and while studying for the GREs I realized that all this killing of brain cells I've enjoyed the past few years has not been conducive to my learning.

So let's all get our passports out, dust our big bag packs off, and get the hell out here!